Joke Machine, tomorrow night
For those in the Los Angeles area who want to see me in a self-styled "stand-up comedy game show," tomorrow night is finally your chance. I can't tell you how many emails I get asking for me to do this.
UPDATE: I won!!!!
Ok, I came in last and was eliminated, and the other two duked it out in the final round, and the audience judged it inconclusively, and they both decided to forfeit, whereupon I jump up out of the audience and yell "That means I win!!!"
You had to be there.