Take out your monocle:
1) OK, the question is, which one is Big Pussy?
2) How dare the Muslim God reveal the Koran to the prophet Mohammed at PRECISELY the time to coincide with the 2006 midterm elections! What was He thinking?
3) This picture accompanied a story about the 0% rise in productivity for the past month. 0. I guess it was designed to give us hope that there will be some jobs still around, even in a recession.
"Come back-a McSoon."
-Robin Williams, Moscow on the Hudson
UPDATE: Found a couple more. Consider this the racy late-night edition.
4) From the always great Keyboard Kommando Komics from The Poor Man Institute:
5) I've got your purple finger right heah!