He's out of his fucking mind

Does it bother anyone else that in addition to our President being a simp and a liar, he's also a fetishist?

The President's Trophy Room

The pistol wielded by Saddam Hussein when he was captured in his spider hole last year isn't the only war relic President Bush is fond of showing visitors to the White House. Recent guests tell us that Bush proudly displays two other iconic items in a study off the Oval Office: a brick from Taliban leader Mohammad Omar's home in Kandahar, and a roughly two-foot-high cross made of steel recovered from the World Trade Center wreckage.

Can't you see him playing with these the way Rick Moranis (as Dark Helmet) does in Spaceballs? "Oh, whatcha gonna do Saddam, shoot me? You can't, I got yer gun! How 'bout I bash in yer skull with this brick Mullah Omar gave me! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

By they way, these items are kept in the same room, allegedly, that Clinton was in with Monica Lewinsky. And I don't think you'd find one American who'd think that what Clinton did in there is any creepier than what Bush is doing. Well, one non-Republican American.

But here's the part where you know he's really fucking nuts:

The collection isn't entirely somber. It also includes a few bobble-head dolls depicting the president -- which, we're told, Bush likes to flick with his finger for guests' amusement.

I'm moving. Who's with me?