Both Sides Of Mouth Talking At Once

From Yahoo today:

MUSKEGON, Mich. - President Bush chided Sen. John Kerry and fellow Democrats on Monday for asserting that Republicans will undermine Social Security, calling the strategy "the most tired, pathetic way to campaign for the presidency."

Yeah, they're saying we're going to take your money away! That's disgusting and pathetic! I would never campaign by saying the other side would take your money away!

Two paragraphs later:

"I'm running against a fellow who has got a massive, complicated blueprint to have our government take over the decision making in health care," the president said. "Not only is his plan going to increase the power of bureaucrats in your life, but he can't pay for it unless he raises your taxes."

Yeah, they're going to take your money away! And that's not tired, or pathetic, either... oh, never mind, just vote for me or the terrorists'll get ya, OK?