Single White Wingnut ISO...

That's right, it's Hannidate! Where you can hopefully find someone as smarmy and full of crap as Sparklin' Sean himself! Why, just look at these gene pool winners:

Name: Nick Schifani
I'm a Criminal Justice major with aspirations of being, you may want to sit down, a lawyer. CRIMINAL PROSECUTION ONLY!

Name: Eric Christian Smith
Another favorite pastime is dissecting Pravda,OOPS, The New York Times on a daily basis! I'm looking for that special someone to share the good times with and to help me spread political pornography and the vast right-wing conspiracy across the globe.

Name: Kathy
Most important about me? I'm a liberal feminist tree-hugging (READ ON!), freedom-loving, hippie-wanna-be (when i was young and stupid) TURNED conservative, (largely) anti-feminism, America/capitalism/freedom-loving, people-hugging, ADULT (something, I've learned, it's impossible to be as the former).

Name: Dave Smith
My name is Dave, 40 years old, 6-1, 200 lbs, single, I live and work in Junction City, Oregon... yes there are nice, smart... red people that live around Eugene Oregon! All I want from this is to kill deer with Ann Coulter someday...

Name: Alton
I'm divorced and starting over. I'm a cargo pilot and I love my job. I'm not home at night but I do get my sleep when I'm on duty and I come home early in the morning and rested.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a sampling of your 59-million-strong "mandate".

I'm sure you're impressed.