BREAKING: Supreme Court justice uses Internet!!!!

Hold the phone! Hold your Sony VAIO! It's apparently wrong now for a judge to surf the 'Net:

"Absolutely. We've got Justice Kennedy writing decisions based upon international law, not the Constitution of the United States? That's just outrageous," DeLay told Fox News Radio. "And not only that, but he said in session that he does his own research on the Internet? That is just incredibly outrageous."

It's stunning, I know, but true. Apparently this America-hating justice "hooks up" his Communist "computer" to an enemy-of-freedom "available phone line," then using a liberal elite "browser" to go onto one of them latte-loving Volvo-driving "Web sites."

I know, we have to put a stop to these activist judges with their readin' and their book-learnin'.