Monkey See...

Here's the short version of what's left unsaid by today's LA Times article about US forces stepping in to restrict the increasingly sectarian Iraqi police, who are accused of torturing and killing Sunnis throughout the country:

FADE IN:

INT. BOY'S BEDROOM - DAY

BOY walks in to find his FATHER taking his marijuana cigarettes out from under the bed.

BOY
Dad, I can explain...

FATHER
Where did you learn to do this, son? WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THIS!?!?

BOY
You, all right? I learned it from watching you!

The father is chastened as the boy leaves the room.