Mad Libs

I'm getting tired of blogging a new "look what the dumbshit Pat Robertson said" story every time he goes off the meds and fires off another zinger. So I've decided to write a generic one.

Do you believe what Bush's friend Pat Robertson said today? He said that (Hugo Chavez/Ariel Sharon/the city of Dover, PA/space aliens/queers) deserved (assassination/a massive stroke/a hurricane/forced sodomy/9/11) because (s)he (has too much oil/won't give Jerusalem back to the Christians/voted for a new school board/wants to enslave all humans/looks at me in that funny way)! We have to do something about this before he (says something else stupid/buys a gun and starts offing nonbelievers himself/splits in two and becomes a force of pure energy/pees his pants on the air)!

Fill in your own blanks, it's fun!