Reason to Watch the Oscars

I'd rather get the results downloaded to me while I'm doing something worthwhile. But my boy Jon Stewart is hosting, so I'll be ringside.

I met Jon Stewart once, about 13 years ago. I was a punk kid who was thinking about doing stand-up and he was headlining at Caroline's in New York. Nice guy, we talked for about five minutes. He's the sharpest guy working in comedy today by a wide margin.