I'm Sorry My Heart Got In the Way of Your Birdshot

He apologized?

And there'll be no investigation and nobody's pressing charges. Anyone that thinks this kind of thing doesn't go on for the rich and famous every day is kidding themselves.

But let's leave this where it stands. Because there are so many more things deserving of a feeding frenzy than a hunting accident. And I'm about to hit you, rapid-fire style, with a bunch of those.