BumRushed

Rush Limbaugh, radio host, Bush-Cheney campaign consultant, hero of the right, parole violator.

Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn’t have Limbaugh’s name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was “labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes,” Roy Black, Limbaugh’s attorney, said in a statement.

You can do that? (no, you can't -ed.) Boy, rich people get all the perks.

This isn't likely to get Rush fired or anything, although given prior statements on the subject I expect him to turn himself in. However, if he ever does find himself out of work, Rush now has some major career choices. After all, can you imagine how many heroin balloons he could swallow in one sitting? World's biggest mule, I tell you.

As for the Viagra, I'm wondering if anyone has a RushLimbaugh.com account, because here's a snippet of what he says at this link:

This is the most oversexed country in the world. Just look at Viagra sales, and that will tell you everything you need to know.

Oversexed is right!