Please Don't Let Them Breed

This guy at the March Together for Life blog unintentionally makes an excellent argument for the lack of intelligent life in the universe.

He critiques a 1999 Onion article with the title "I'm totally psyched for this abortion!" as if it's the real thing.

THEN, after he gets completely toasted for it in the comments, he responds with a follow-up post that CONTINUES to claim that the "author" of the Onion piece is a real person, who just happened to write a "satirical" article.

When you encounter stupidity this deep and this thick, it makes you wonder what's so especially great about being "pro-life," after all.