I Didn't Inhale The Meth
Ted Haggard is digging himself a hole:
The Rev. Ted Haggard admitted Friday he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a gay prostitute who claims he was paid for drug-fueled trysts by the former head of the National Association of Evangelicals.
Mike Jones, the 49-year-old Denver man who raised the allegations this week, quickly refuted Haggard’s denial.
Shortly after Haggard told reporters outside his home, "I bought it for myself but never used it. I was tempted, but I never used it,” Jones told MSNBC-TV’s Rita Cosby that Haggard snorted meth in front of him about once a month for two years.
Haggard said he received a massage from Jones after being referred to him by a Denver hotel, but Jones told MSNBC, “He always came to my place.”
Haggard, 50, said he never had sex with Jones. On Friday, as he was leaving his home with his wife and three of his five children, he said he bought the meth because he was curious.
Bi-curious, I believe is the term.
I bought meth but didn't inhale has to be the least believable scenario since... I smoked pot but didn't inhale. This is one to put in the memory banks and use for the next decade. What's good for the goose...