Mitt Romney: Democrat for '08

I think Romney should just give up and move over to the other side. I mean, once you've voted for Paul Tsongas, you're basically a liberal. And this is only the latest in the series of revelations about Romney's other life supporting gay rights ("I'll be better on gay rights than Ted Kennedy!"), abortion rights, and other policies abhorrent to social conservatives. Plus, he brought the closest thing to universal health care (OK, was pulled by the Massachusetts Legislature, to be honest) in any state in the Union.

So jump into the other primary, Mitt. I mean, you can't end up doing much worse than Hillary's doing in Iowa.