He's Not In The Loop

Hilarious.

“Dozens of high-level officials joined in a White House drill [today] to see how the government would respond if several cities were attacked simultaneously with bombs similar to those used against U.S. troops in Iraq. … President Bush went on a bike ride [this] morning and did not take part in the test.”

It'd be distressing if we were this much of a rudderless ship. But the head rudder is literally NOT NECESSARY. Amazing.