The Courage of John McCain

Oh John, didn't see you there. What's that you say?

Q: “What about grants for sex education in the United States? Should they include instructions about using contraceptives? Or should it be Bush’s policy, which is just abstinence?”

Mr. McCain: (Long pause) “Ahhh. I think I support the president’s policy.”

Q: “So no contraception, no counseling on contraception. Just abstinence. Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?”

Mr. McCain: (Long pause) “You’ve stumped me.”

Sit down, John.

When a man and a woman love each other very much, they have special time with one another. During this special time the man sticks his penis in the woman's vagina, and something nice and squishy comes out of the man. This is what makes the woman pregnant. If there's something covering the man's penis to hold the nice and squishy, the woman doesn't get pregnant.

This has been the conversation most American boys get when they're fucking 13 years old.