I Believe Everything Terrorists Say

The oddly-timed-to-throw-everyone-off-the-scandal-track multiple confessions from Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has everybody on the right a-twitter. I'm reminded of the immortal words of David St. Hubbins.

“I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human, than someone who doesn't believe anything.”

At the risk of believing everything I read, I should mention that the 9-11 Commission Report showed KSM to be a braggart who wanted to call attention to himself as the most powerful terrorist in the world. So his confessing to every terrorist attack known to man, and a few that are unknown, must be taken with a couple grains of salt. OK, enough grains to fill the Great Salt Lake. I have no doubt that KSM is a terrorist, but he's not leaving US custody ever, so he has no reason to defend himself and a reason of self-aggrandizement among the terrorist community to lie.

UPDATE: Breaking! KSM fired the US Attorneys! He also shaved Britney Spears' head, captured the Lindbergh baby, sunk the Lusitania and invented the Segway. And CFBs. And he won the Zimbabwean election. And domesticated fire.