The Word Police

Conservatives like to think of themselves as the most strong-willed souls in the universe, and yet they hit the fainting couch every time anyone says a naughty word on the Internets.

Hey geniuses: the guy who invented the "7 Words You Can't Say on Television"? He was MAKING FUN OF IT, not proposing an outright ban!

If conservatives think the line between serious and unserious can be drawn by evaluating who uses more curse words, I'll stay on the side with Chris Rock, George Carlin, David Milch and David Mamet, thanks. And fuck you very much.

UPDATE: What The Poor Man said.

And now, with this monumental fuck-up, the Aggregate Fucked-Uppedness (AFU) of the Bush administration can no longer be blithely dismissed by observing that Michael Moore is fat. The situation is now far too serious for such frivolity. From now on, the only acceptable way to blithely dismiss the proven incompetence and/or dishonesty of the Bush administration is to point out that Al Gore uses electricity. If you want to be really, really serious, you could point out that everything evens out because a blogger cussed.

The Editors forget that Al Gore both uses electricity AND is fat, which means that the Bush Adminstration will have to accidentally sell the Pentagon to Venezuela to make up the difference.