Keeping Score

According to various conservative bloggers, the massacre at Virginia Tech happened because of:

Microsoft (for coming out with Counterstrike), Trent Reznor, collegiate grade inflation, the students were too wussy to fight back, the lack of God in the classroom, not enough concealed weapons, nobody listened to the shots closely enough to know when the shooter was out of bullets, not locking people up if they act in any way weird, co-ed dorms, being an English major (same link), the shooter was a closet Muslim, and whatever comes into Debbie Schlussel's head every five minutes.

I'm sure I'm missing a few, and for that I'm thrilled. Dumpster diving like this is giving me a headache.

UPDATE: The devil made him do it.

UPDATE II: This was a dumb statement by Obama. Mass murder is like outsourcing and Imus? I almost get the outsourcing thing, certainly more than Imus, but both are unfortunate statements.

UPDATE III: The massacre happened because too many people hate McDonald's.

And the massacre in no way happened because of a loophole in Viriginia's gun laws that allowed someone who "presents an imminent danger to himself as a result of mental illness" to buy two handguns.

UPDATE IV: It goes without saying that this was also the Democrats' fault.