Please Try To Ban My Blog, William Donohue

There's no such thing as bad publicity:

An anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ infuriated Catholics and even led to threats, but the artist says offers to buy or exhibit the piece have been pouring in.

Artist Cosimo Cavallaro said Saturday that because of "some people who are fanatics" and the threats he received, he had stored the sculpture in a refrigerated truck in an undisclosed location.

A Manhattan gallery on Friday called off a planned exhibit of the 6-foot sculpture called "My Sweet Lord" amid a deluge of complaints from Catholics, including Cardinal Edward Egan.

They were offended by the confection, which does not include the loincloth typical in religious portrayals of Christ. Many also were outraged that the gallery planned to display the sculpture during Holy Week. The exhibit was to have run from Monday through Easter Sunday inside Manhattan's Roger Smith Hotel.

Why do these religious fanatics make the same mistake every time of publicizing the hell out of things people would otherwise never hear about? Cosimo Cavallaro is about to be made unfathomably rich for making Jesus out of chocolate. Meanwhile, actual artists toil in obscurity. Lesson learned: offend more people.