Absolutely Strange Quotes from the Republican Debate

San Brownback, moments after saying that overturning Roe v. Wade would be a glorious day for America, and before saying that we shouldn't take a life in order to heal a life: the present tax system "ought to be taken behind the bar and killed with a dull ax." It's apparently appropriate to advocate for a culture of life unless you're talking about something inanimate, in which case you can kill it in the most gruesome way possible.

John McCain, on the capture of Osama bin Laden (which hasn't happened yet): "We will catch him. We will bring him to justice and I'll follow him to the gates of hell." Yes, by the power of Grayskull! I will slay his goat-boy minions with my bare teeth and drink his blood through a golden goblet! None shall ride the River Styx without answering to me!

We don't have two political parties in this country. We have one party and a bunch of old white guys yelling things out at the end of the bar. By the way, I'm sure the conservosphere had a collective orgasm at that "gates of hell" comment.