I'm With The Impaler

Could he be worse than Tancredo?

He calls himself a "vampyre" (the Romanian spelling, he says) and claims he's been drinking blood since age five. He also wants to be your next president.

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is running unchallenged for the Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party 2008 presidential nomination.

"Unchallenged," ay? I might have something to say about that.

Actually, that would be a great Hunter Thompson-like book. "Wicca and Garlic on the Campaign Trail '08"