Shocking News From The Romney Campaign

You'd better sit down for this one. It seems that Mitt Romney made a statement today that contradicts something he said earlier! I'm simply at a loss that someone so honest and forthright and steely-eyed in his resolve would actually say different things to different audiences! It just doesn't seem possible, and yet...

Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said this week that as president he would allow individual states to keep abortion legal, two weeks after telling a national television audience that he supports a constitutional amendment to ban the procedure nationwide.

In an interview with a Nevada television station on Tuesday, Romney said Roe. v. Wade should be abolished and vowed to "let states make their own decision in this regard." On Aug. 6, he told ABC's George Stephanopoulos that he supports a human life amendment to the Constitution that would protect the unborn.

If we can't count on Mitt Romney to make consistent statements, what can we count on as a nation? It seemed like only yesterday there was apple pie, Mount Rushmore, and Mitt Romney's platform. Simple, clear, unmoving. Say it ain't so, Mitt.

(I guess Romney didn't hear the news that flip-flops can be hazardous to your health.)