Huckabee Winning The Washed-Up Celebrity Primary

9iu11iani was in the running with the Bo Derek endorsement, but Mike Huckabee just thundered past him.

Morgan Fliehr, aka "Nature Boy" Ric Flair of WWF/WWE pro wrestling fame, has endorsed the former Arkansas governor and minister. CNN reports that Flair will co-host a tailgate with Huckabee at this Saturday's South Carolina vs. Clemson college football game. Flair joins rocker Ted Nugent, he of the flaming arrows and lointcloths — not to mention stage routines calling for Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to suck on his machine guns — plus the one and only Chuck Norris, in supporting Huckabee's candidacy.

When I would go to my grandparents' house in rural Pennsylvania as a kid, I would notice that the "new" songs on the radio were about 2 years old. Does that get multiplied for the Republican Party? Ric Flair? Ted Nugent? Chuck Norris? Has anyone given a rat's ass about any of these people in the past 10 years?

Can't wait to see who Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff, Chief Wahoo McDaniel and Kamala the Ugandan Giant decide to endorse.