Hit Me With A Stick

Apparently, the President said this today at his year-end press conference:

Commenting on Lebanese elections, Bush said, “Majority plus one ought to determine who the president is.”

Except if it's 2000, and you lose by a half a million votes.

Or maybe it was a plaintive cry for help. "I shouldn't even have this job! It's too damn tough! Al Gore, save me!"