Pop Quiz Time
So Mitt Romney, who was embarrassed in California, a beaten third all over the Southwest and really only strong in states he had a house in, has decided to spend Tagg's future kids' college funds and stay in a futile quest for the GOP nomination. And the bureau chief at Pravda Online Hugh Hewitt decided to make an analogy to commemorate this bold (some would say ignorant) decision. Now what public figure from the recent past do you suppose Hewitt would use in said analogy to describe Romney's choice?
I'll give you ten seconds. Hum the "Match Game PM" theme to keep time.
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Give up?
Like Reagan In '76, Romney Is Staying In
Congratulations! Hugh Hewitt, you're the proud recipient of the Reagan Library's "One Billion References to Reagan" Award! We'll fly you and a guest first-class from Reagan National Airport to Simi Valley for a tour of the Reagan Library! That's right, you'll drive down the Ronald Reagan Freeway and onto Ronald Reagan Drive, where you'll take in the Reagan Oval Office, the Reagan legacy, and the Reagan Reagan, a special of this prize package!! And we'll give you a stack of Reagan dimes and a DVD copy of the CBS miniseries "The Reagans" for you to burn!! Reagan Reagan Reagan 9/11 Reagan!!!
Sheesh, if they could re-animate St. Ronnie's corpse... he'd do better than Mitt Romney. And actually that'd make at least 3 corpses running on the GOP side this year.
Labels: 2008, Hugh Hewitt, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Ronald Reagan
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