One-Upping The Sex Stories

So, Eliot Spitzer had an affair and he paid for it. David Paterson had some affairs and he didn't pay for it. His wife had affairs, too. And the McGreeveys were having three-ways with a staffer.

Connecticut Governor Jodi Rell needs to step it up. The tri-state area demands all its governors have sexual histories!

...and by the way, this shows nothing but that humans have desire. It's such a non-issue.