Bill Kristol, Super-Genius

So I guess professional fabulist Bill Kristol today proposed a McCain-Bobby Jindal ticket for the Republicans, suggesting that the young governor of Louisiana would defuse the age issue while riling up the conservative base with his staunchly pro-life views.

Uh-huh.

There was a special election in Louisiana, in Jindal's back yard, right in Baton Rouge, the home of the state capital, and his favored candidate lost. Jindal, in fact, strongly supported him. Here's the endorsement.

If he couldn't influence a race in his own backyard, why would he have any impact on a national ticket, where he's practically unknown?

The answer: I'm Bill Kristol and I've never been right!