Hussein Obama X, White America's Nightmare

I think that the conservative noise machine needs to go with an Obama slur and stick with it. Either he's a scary black man, as exemplified by the description on a new RNC attack site of Obama's job working with church groups and displaced steelworkers on the South Side of Chicago as a street organizer (I would have also accepted "slum herder"), or he's a bombs-away jihadist, as exemplified by E.D. Hill's description of Barack and Michelle's fist bump before his victory speech on Tuesday (which is so 2003 that my uncle Irving probably does it by now) as a terrorist fist jab.

He's a black carjacker, or he's a terrorist. I mean, you've got to come up with one.