Worst. Campaign Suspension. Ever.

So McCain's going to the debate and "restarting" the campaign, which was never stopped in the first place. Here's his laughable statement:

John McCain's decision to suspend his campaign was made in the hopes that politics could be set aside to address our economic crisis. In response, Americans saw a familiar spectacle in Washington. At a moment of crisis that threatened the economic security of American families, Washington played the blame game rather than work together to
find a solution that would avert a collapse of financial markets without squandering hundreds of billions of taxpayers' money to bailout bankers and brokers who bet their fortunes on unsafe lending practices. Both parties in both houses of Congress and the administration needed to come together to find a solution that would deserve the trust of the American people. And while there were attempts to do that, much of yesterday was spent fighting over who would get the credit for a deal and who would get the blame for failure. There was no deal or offer yesterday that had a majority of support in Congress. There was no deal yesterday that included adequate protections for the taxpayers. It is not enough to cut deals behind closed doors and then try to force it on the rest of Congress -- especially when it amounts to thousands of dollars for every American family.

The difference between Barack Obama and John McCain was apparent during the White House meeting yesterday where Barack Obama's priority was political posturing in his opening monologue defending the package as it stands. John McCain listened to all sides so he could help focus the debate on finding a bipartisan resolution that is in the interest of taxpayers and homeowners. The Democratic interests stood together in opposition to an agreement that would accommodate additional taxpayer protections.

Senator McCain has spent the morning talking to members of the Administration, members of the Senate, and members of the House. He is optimistic that there has been significant progress toward a bipartisan agreement now that there is a framework for all parties to be represented in negotiations, including Representative Blunt as a designated negotiator for House Republicans. The McCain campaign is resuming all activities and the Senator will travel to the debate this afternoon. Following the debate, he will return to Washington to ensure that all voices and interests are represented in the final agreement,
especially those of taxpayers and homeowners.

This is a bizarro world statement, and I certainly don't think it's what he wanted. McCain would have much rather come in there and saved the world instead of having to lament the partisanship, especially when it's so obvious that House Republicans are to blame for it.

But let's not get distracted. McCain suspended his campaign to work on the economic crisis. There's no crisis resolution, and now he's suspending the suspension. In other words, Obama called his bluff, and he was forced to chicken out on his silly plan. In the realm of bitch-slap politics, McCain's the one with a red face. This is humiliating for him.

Of course, since he's already won the debate, he'll have time to turn things around, right?