Everyone Will Be Doing This Joke Today, So...

I might as well get to it.

Roger Ailes:

“I stand up for what I believe. I don’t back off. I’ve been that way for 40 years. That’s the secret to my success. I have thick skin. I don’t care what people say about me,” he said.

“I defend the United States, Israel and the Constitution. That’s when I get my death threats,” he said.

In what order, sir?

(h/t Matt Duss, who made the same joke, which I said allowed as I read the quote only to find it already written there.)