Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!
Or, as the Republican Party refers to it, Wednesday!
Yes, yes, yes, I know it's in fact Monday today, but you see, not only has the Republican Party been dwindled down to a motley crew that consists solely of Fortune 500 CEOs and klansmen, but they also are too inept to even be aware of what day of the week it is.
But they shall overcome!!!!11! Martin Luther King was a Republican!1!1! He would have favored drilling in ANWR!11!!!11! And more lead in kids' toys from China!1!1!!