Greatest Story In The History Of Stories
Give Andrew Breitbart credit for writing about his own self-immolation, but this is just a perfect example of the paranoid style of modern conservatism. I can't do better than Sadly, No on this one, but I'm thinking of filming the live-action short for screening at the Liberty Film Festival. Click the link and delight in the tale of a man so consumed by looking out for perceived slights that he ends up flipping off a demonstration against child soldiers in Uganda.
It's the perfect wingnut story.