What Would Tim Hardaway Say?

This is... interesting:

Speaking of George Bush, with whom Sharon developed a very close relationship, Uri Dan recalls that Sharon’s delicacy made him reluctant to repeat what the president had told him when they discussed Osama bin Laden. Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: “I will screw him in the ass!”

George Bush has reflected on the kicking of sorry motherfucking ass in the past, with respect to Saddam Hussein, but this is the first example I've read of his threatening to screw someone in the ass. Interesting, but not illegal currently, thanks to Lawrence v. Texas. However, if Bush wanted to then MARRY bin Laden, he would have to move to Massachusetts.

I'm sorry I have to report on this, given the incivility of it and all.

Of course, now that Al Qaeda has re-established itself in the mountains of Waziristan, setting up training camps and an operations hub, it may be time for Bush to break out the Barry White music again. It's time to ass-screw all over again.

More from Ana Marie Cox, I'm assuming, given the subject matter.

(P.S.: these are my favorite labels ever)